Comical Southwest Flight

I fly fairly often. Mostly on southwest airlines. Tonight was by far the most entertaining flight I have been on. The flight attendants were comical and I absolutely loved it. These ladies must get a lot of attention from the men on these flights because who doesn’t love a woman that can make you laugh?! Clearly this was something rehearsed because they all knew the routine. The one that was on the speaker doing all the talking must have had aspirations to be a comedian at some point in her life cause she was extremely comical and animated. Here are some examples of the things that were said:

“This is a full flight folks look for the best looking person and please take a seat next to them” (because of course as we all know everyone takes forever to take a seat! Especially on southwest flights)

“Please send your last texts and update your fb status now because I know you need to tell everyone what you are doing at this moment then please turn your phones off”

“Should we lose cabin pressure which we never expect or else we would not have shown up to work tonight…”

“Oxygen masks will drop out above your head, place the cup over your mouth and nose and breath like you’ve never breathed before”

“If you are flying with children, why…?!”

“Just kidding, if you are flying with children pick the one with the most potential and start there and work down the line placing the masks on their faces”

“Put the vest over your head and wrap it around you tiny little waist and blow to inflate. And ladies so you don’t mess up your hair *they all put on cute shower caps over their hair”

“If you don’t know how to swim or forget once you hit the water its ok. Just kick, kick, paddle, paddle, breath”

“This is a non smoking flight this includes the levorotary. If you do smoke on this flight you will be charged 25,000 dollars and if you have that kind of money to spend you should be flying delta”

“We are going to dim the lights now, if you would like light to read push the button above your head that looks like a hairy light bulb to turn it on. If you push the flight attendants button it will not turn her on”

These are just some of the quotes I can remember off the top of my head. Meanwhile performing this the ladies were wearing the glasses that have a nose attached to them with the bushy eye brows. It may not sound as funny typed out but, it was hilarious to say the least. Had to share my experience. These ladies definitely know how to have a good time.

Until next time.

-Norah